Why oh why can't some people who choose to take the métro wear deodorant? And if they choose to inflict their ghastly body odour on fellow passengers, do they have to choose my train?
Some questions to ponder before passing through the turnstiles:
1) Have you heard of deodorant?
2) Have you used it within the last 24 hours?
3) Have you ever encountered a shower?
4) Have you had a shower recently?
5) Have you seen soap at any point in your miserable existance?
If the answer to any of the above 5 questions is "no", then YOU FAIL!
DO NOT PASS THE TURNSTILES!
6) Do flowers wilt as you walk past them?
7) Are you capable of stripping paint by merely standing near the wall?
8) Do you wonder why people seem incapable of breathing in your presence?
9) Do your friends refuse to stand downwind?
10) Are only people with severe headcolds or serious sinus issues capable of standing within 100 metres of you?
If the answer to any of the questions 6 through to 10 is "yes", then YOU FAIL!
GET OFF MY FUCKING RAME!!!
Please people, it's not that difficult. Apply some personal hygiene to yourself, and then the rest of us might be able to bear travelling in the métro in summer.
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