I was at Carindale today to do some Christmas shopping and then grocery shopping. How exciting.
I have learnt several things about hate. Specifically, things I hate. Yes, there's nothing like the festive season to bring on a good dose of people-hating.
1) I hate people*.
2) I hate young girls who walk around yelling xmas carols at you, and who think they're talented.
3) I hate people who don't stand to one side on escalators.
4) I hate that I'm not allowed to carry a cattle prod to give people the hint that they shouldn't be in my way.
5) I hate xmas carols.
6) I hate people*.
'Tis the season to be jolly.
* excluding friends, who obviously aren't people.
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I also hate people who don't stand to one side of the escalators.
I also hate Christmas. Hate it!
To chear us all up - here is a funny escalator movie. Sean, you've already seen it :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVN-7h4YiAs
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