Rainy beach

I'm just after arriving at the beach, where I'll be until Monday, and it's raining. This is a pain as it's not good weather for walking along the beach with the dogs.
The unit's fantastic as it's just been renovated. It's a bit of a novelty here to have strange things like bedroom doors that close and an oven that doesn't need to be operated with a screwdriver.

Unfortunate ink

I was installed on one of the couches in the foyer of the cinema complex earlier today waiting for friends to arrive when a chap with a tattoo on his leg sat down on the adjacent couch, with his tattoo in my field of vision. The tattoo is a sentence, running almost the entire length of his lower leg, in quite large letter, proudly stating: Love Conquer's All
Yes, that's exactly how it was emblazoned on his skin.